Global Warming caused by Al Gore's hot air

Al Gore spews so much hot air the ozone can't help but weaken. If we are experiencing global warming, it's almost for certain due to Al... hell... didn't he create the Internet?

"During my service in the United States Congress I took the initiative in creating the Internet. I took the initiative in moving forward a whole range of initiatives that have proven to be important to our country's economic growth and environmental protection, improvements in our educational system."

Oh yes... he did have an impact on the creation of the Internet and there may be nothing wrong with feeling pride in one's work, but there's a certain amount of "ewwwww" factor when it comes to his self absorbed analytical mind. Smart or not... that ewwwww factor just can't be overlooked. And yes... that's "eww" with FIVE W's.

The truth about Global Warming - Al Gore is to blame!